IN the run-up to Lokomotiv Plovdiv's trip to the Reebok on Thursday we received the following email.
"I am looking forward to my trip to Bolton to watch Lokomotiv Plovdiv. I will be staying at the famous Leverhulme Marriott Hotel in the exclusive district of 'Bright Meat' (I think that is how you spell it?) It is near Stitch mi Lane - is it a nice area?
"The trip has been organised by Mr Dobble Richard Head and he has invited me to spend a day with him on his yacht fishing for marlin on the huge lake called Crompton Lodges near a neighbouring city called Farnworth.
"In the evening we have been booked into a restaurant called Derek's Chippy where the local delicacy has been described as 'Pastie Barms'
"The trip is only costing me £800 for 2 days PLUS flights
"I think I've got a bargain - do you think I've been ripped off? I am taking 4 days off my job as a soft drink vendor
"Yours
Droppa Bottlapopov"
Steve Taylor
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