Oh, Mr Ford what will we do,

We'd like to write a poem

But we're not as good as you.

We do it just for pleasure,

And to give others pleasure too.

A lot from 'Poets Corner',

Are down in Nelson Sq ladies loo.

I have looked them over,

Can't see any from you,

According to your remarks,

That's the best place for them too.

So you see some people like them,

But you're entitled to your view,

Didn't know it was a competition,

To be judged by you. By P Mann

Settle Street, Gt Lever

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