In no way elusive
(With apologies to the Scarlet Pimpernel) You hear them here. You hear them there.
Today you hear them everywhere.
The biggest menace ever known,
That damned annoying mobile phone. By B W Tyas Cooper
Breckland Drive, Heaton, Bolton
Converted for the new archive on 14 July 2000. Some images and formatting may have been lost in the conversion.
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