WHAT AM I? I haven't got a hospital,
Nor a proper baths.
(I have three designated "Trails"
With very muddy paths)
I haven't got a cinema
Forget the boundary's gone.
Yet I want to be a city . . .
Pull the other one!
(Answer: Bolton) By Brian Appleton
Elgin Street, Bolton
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