FIRST we had Liz Hurley in her extremely revealing Versace number.

Held together by huge safety pins, it gave this previously unknown actress exactly what she intended -- great publicity.

And she later tried to top it with an even more revealing number, which showed glimpses of her glittering knickers.

More recently, we have had Kelly Brook showing up at a film premiere trying to out-Hurley Hurley by appearing in an even skimpier dress and, as intended, making all the newspapers.

So I have decided to design a dress that no one will be able to top.

My publicity-seeking celeb will appear at a premiere completely unclothed -- except for a beautiful diamante strap slung over her shoulder.

I'll call this creation my 'Gownless Evening Strap' and will defy any designer to go one better as an eye-catcher, and, for an aspiring actress, it is guaranteed to make the front pages!

Lawrence Holmes

Higher Bridge Street

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