A dear old maid by the name of Ella,
Had waited so long to capture a fella.
Large and handsome, or ugly and small,
Into those arms she would gladly fall.
At her age one can't be so choosy,
It won't be a crime if he is boosy.
He might be old, bald as a coot,
She won't really give a hoot.
She is quite game if he is rough,
Her war cry is 'Lead on McDuff'.
With love aflame, and not a care,
Lord please answer this maiden's prayer.
Mrs Joan Foster
Moor Lane
Bolton
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