Doctor I'm pregnant and worried
I just do not know what to do
Should I have one with green eyes
Brown or black, perhaps blue?
And then there's the problem of stature
I like the idea of it tall, but
My husband won't like it standing next to him
Because he is no height at all
A boy or a girl I just cannot decide
Should I have one or a few?
I don't think I could handle a multiple birth
So maybe I'll stick to just two
It's giving me a headache this thinking and
I could do with some real good advice
Well, madam, the best I can offer to you
Is can you afford the price?
Stewart Butterworth
Holden Lea
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