I DON'T know about you but my head's still spinning from ITV's new Saturday night soccer highlights double package.

No sooner had I missed reading a caption that had just flashed across the top of the screen during a match (I wonder if it was important?) than I was taken to something called a Tactics Truck where a former footballer told a present day one where he had gone wrong.

After Robbie Savage's nan had told me what a lovely lad he is for the 24th time, we moved on to Prozone world where a bunch of red dots moved up, down and across my screen (not an unusual occurrence at midnight but this time I'd not even had a drink).

Back to Des Lynam being a parody of himself ("we do it twice on Saturday night" wink, wink), off to Robbie Savage's mum, more flashing captions you can't read, names underlined at the speed of light for no apparent reason, inevitable Prozone joke at Terry Venables' expense and, finally, mercifully, the end and we can all go back to civilisation after a final look at Robbie Savage's third cousin or was it his dog, I was well past caring.

The emphasis was to be as slick and different from the standard format as possible and it showed just what a mess you can make of things when you give too many ideas men a free rein.

Just give us football for goodness sake. The story of the day was Bolton Wanderers' 5-0 win at Leicester City.

It was one of the biggest shocks the Premiership has ever seen and Wanderers' biggest away win for 73 years, yet it was given a pathetic three or four minutes in a combined two hours and 45 minutes of air time.

That's a disgrace and an insult to Wanderers and their fans. It seems there are 20 Premier teams but some are more Premier than others.

The other major faux pas was the times of the shows, 7pm is too early and midnight too late.