A COUPLE of weeks ago I printed a dialect story of how the name Bolton Trotters came about.
Mr Ernest Ford, of Esther Fold, Westhoughton, has told me that in a book entitled Lancashire Nicknames and Sayings, by Bob Dobson (available at the library) the same story is told together with a drawing. It also says that a painting of the event can be seen at Hall 'th' Wood Museum.
Mr Ford also wrote: "When I saw your article, it jogged my memory that I was handed a dialect poem about a bet made many years ago in a Westhoughton pub. The author of the poem remains unknown, but the pub mentioned still stands today."
NOWT'S FER SURE
There wuz a chap in Howfen
Pee Tolther were his name
And suppin mony pints o ale
Wuz owd Pee's claim ter fame
Neaw he naer missed a session
Neither afternoon or neat
Un th'only time he missed o pint
Wuz when he wuz'nt reet
One day a bloke cum in to't Lion
Wo'd yerd abeawt Pee's drinkin
Seed heaw to mek a few quick quid
Or so he wuz a thinkin
He threw owd Pee a challenge
So's aw'l abeawt cud hear
He bet ten quid Pee couldn't sup
A bucketful o beer
Owd Pee stodd upreet.... supped his ale
Un looked him straight in t' eye
Thee owld on a minute mate
Un I'll see thi by un by
Owd Pee crept eawt throo t' Lion door
Un awe'l theer just felt sick
They'd naer seen owd Pee back deawn
Fro a drinkin bet so quick
Yon chap he sniggered uz had offer't bet
Un feelin very preawd
Fer hadn't he just backed deawn owd Pee
Ut front o his home creawd
But he didn't know owd Pee too weel
And soon he would find eawt
Just wot suppin pints of beer
Wuz really awe'l abeawt
Then't silence in our tap room
Cud be cut thro wi a knife
When back throo't doower un into t' Lion
Walked Pee uz large uz life
I'll tek that bet he said aleawd
So's awe'l abeawt cud hear
Tha's bet £10 I cudn't sup
A bucketful o beer
That big white bucket ut back ut bar
Wuz fill't reet up to t' top
Un't bet wuz Pee should drink it awe'l
Un beawt a single stop
He put yond bucket to his lips
Un soon started for t'swallow
Un road yon beer begun to flow
Tha's swear his legs were hollow
That bloke stood up who'd med the bet
Sick uz a parrot cos Pee ud won
Neaw I've med this bet oh upteen times
Un its fust time its bin done
But tha knows there's one thing puzzlin me
Tell me afore I pay
Heaw cum tha didn't tek the bet
Un drink it straight away
The creawd begun to gather reawnd
They'd like fer't know uz well
Un listened very carefully
Uz Pee stood up fer t' tell
I didn't know when I wuz bet
If I cud sup awe'l that much beer
So, I went across yon road to t' Vic
Un supped a bucket theer!
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