Dear Bennies Club, I have four jokes that I have really practised on.

I hope you like them.

There was a wide mouth frog and it went to a giraffe and said (with a very wide mouth) 'what's your name and what do you eat?' The giraffe replied 'My name is Peter and I eat grass.' So the wide mouth frog went to the crocodile and said 'what's your name and what do you eat?' 'Hello my name is Croc and I eat wide mouth frogs.' So the frog said (with his mouth held in a tight round 'o') 'well there aren't many wide mouth frogs round here are there!'

THERE was a duck and he walked into a shop and said to the master behind the counter: 'Have you got any bread?' 'No,' the master replied. 'Have you got any bread?' 'No.' 'Have you gor any bread?' 'No.' The master behind the counter said: 'Listen, duck, if you say that once more I'll nail your beak to this counter.' So the duck said: 'Have you got any nails?' 'No.' 'Have you got any bread?'

Why have giraffes got long necks?

Because they have got smelly feet.

Why do people stop playing cards in the zoo?

Because there's too many cheaters.

I hope you enjoyed them.

Bye Bye

Laura Bannister

Bennies Club