EMBATTLED former Irish captain Roy Keane has confirmed that he intends to enter the World Cup finals in a team consisting of "me, me and only bloody me".
He believes his combination of footballing skills, supreme leadership abilities and "extreme ultra-violence" will enable him to "go all the way in the finals even if it means having to teach myself some hard lessons and give myself a stern talking to every so often."
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