www.bhf.org.uk

HEART disease is the biggest single killer in this country. As you might expect, this is not a site full of many laughs, but it does explain a great deal about how to live with heart disease, how to guard against heart attacks and how to assist the very needed work of the BHF.

www.geocities.com/funnyquotes2000

"WHEN you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

Albert Einstein said that, just one of hundreds of amusing and sometimes thought provoking quotations from this site. Another of my favourites is: "If you water it and it dies, it's a plant. If you pull it up and it grows back, it's a weed." All gardeners know that one! Featuring jokes and cartoons as well, this is a site to keep you amused for a long, long time.

www.theheritagestore.co.uk

MOST definitely a "bloke" site. Heritage Media is a company which specialises in the production of videos and the publication of magazines and books covering steam engines, tractors and heavy haulage.

With a wealth of information about the subjects the site is very easy to navigate and could also be very useful to women looking for a good present for the husband that never grew up (all of us!), although if you want to surprise him don't forget to clear your history if you have joint use of your computer.

Do you have a favourite website? Tell me about it on felson@boltoneveningnews.co.uk