IHAD to drive along Bradshawgate on Friday, so I took the chance to check on what all the fuss is about, over plans to close it to traffic.

As I zig-zagged through the human chicanes of bared backsides and bellowing, vomiting youths, I thought to myself, "What a brilliant idea from Cllr Guy Harkin to change the name of this town where I was born and worked for most of my life -- Bolton-le-Moron". Sounds great to me.

Frank Wood

Bury Road, Tottington