I DELIVERED a duvet and cover to a launderette on Pall Mall, Chorley.

I returned at 4.15pm to find it had been picked up by a woman, with two children, who the proprietor thought was my wife. Unfortunately I have never been married or have had a girlfriend of that description.

That day there where only three duvets for collection. This hard faced lady examined it and said it was hers.

M J Prescott, via email.