SURPRISE hit Strictly Come Dancing didn't live up to its title during the first series.

There were a series of saucy headlines about the action which resulted from coupling star names with talented professional dancers in heated competition conditions.

New series names include Olympic athlete Denise Lewis, former runner Roger Black, Aled Jones, Esther Rantzen and Julian Clary.

They're certainly a motley crew, but the results so far have been very entertaining.

As for the fancy footwork away from the cameras, well, Victor Sylvester would have gone as white as his starched shirt.