THE arrival at Manchester United of Liverpool-born Wayne Rooney has created a bit of a quandary for terrace songsters.

Against Middlesbrough on Sunday two songs in particular were noticeable by their absence from the Old Trafford songsheets.

Two of the all-time favourites "If you all hate Scousers clap your hands" and "Gary Neville is a Red, He hates Scousers" which are normally both greeted with acclaim by the Stretford End in particular, appear to be on the missing list!