I HAVE just seen the light and promptly lit up my cigarette and drunk my coffee, a ritual I perform every morning.

I have spoken to several family members and friends, who join me in this daily ritual. I have therefore decided to form a religion.

To be a follower, all you have to do is to respect freedom of choice. If we get enough members, the overlords of this planet will not be able to discriminate against us on religious grounds.

Interested?

Ms Yvonne E Hughes

Self-appointed leader of Tobaccoism