THERE was a quiet moment of reflection recently when some of the members of our Veterans' league bowling team discussed ways of motivating ourselves ahead of the contest that was about to take place.

A veterans' team, you understand, contains players in their 60s, 70s and 80s.

It was suggested, not entirely seriously, that we could perhaps organise a huddle in the manner demonstrated regularly by cricketers and footballers.

This was greeted with alarm by one chap who asserted very quickly that he had no intention of engaging in any of that kissing.

It was then that somebody, smiling, raised the possibility of us all staging a haka on the edge of the green before every match.

There was a slight pause in the conversation while the image sank in.

After due consideration it was agreed that, on balance, we were not quite as frightening as New Zealand's famous All Blacks rugby union team and that, maybe, this was a very silly idea indeed.

Later that day, after the team was hammered comprehensively, I went on the internet thingy to learn about the traditional Maori dance employed by the All Blacks when they play international matches.

Depending on your point of view it is either quaint and colourful or an unsporting attempt to intimidate the opposition.

In one version the leader starts by saying Ringa Pakia - a call for the team to slap the hands against the thighs.

It goes on as follows: Uma Tiraha! - Puff out the chest!

Tun Whatia! - Bend the knees!

Hope Whai Ake! - Let the hip follow!

Waewae Takahia Kia Kino! - Stamp the feet as hard as you can!

The rest of it is about death, life and climbing up ladders to sunshine.

After thinking it through more deeply I have come to the conclusion that some of this might be a tad difficult for older Bolton bowlers and that there might well be objections from the British Crown Green Bowling Association.

Perhaps, instead, I will sound out the other members of my quiz team.