EUROVISION just won’t be the same without Tel.

Terry Wogan is quitting the programme that’s become a cult through its awfulness, to be replaced by fellow-Irishman Graham Norton.

Sorry, Graham, you’re a star but this is one role that’s just too big to fill.

Terry’s quitting because the voting of Eastern bloc countries for each other is now beyond a joke. Our response is to throw Andrew Lloyd Webber’s songwriting brilliance at it – which will probably be equally summarily rejected.

No. Let’s join Terry and pull out of this musical farce right now, and have our own song contest with credible music to showcase UK talent.